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Last month, the University of Florida at Gainesville demonstrated wit and a true sense of priorities, when their disaster preparedness webpage was updated to include plans to deal with attacks by flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals, or, in other words, zombies.

Alas, news of their zombie defense strategy brought them worldwide attention, and late yesterday the administration ordered the removal of the information. Most commentators theorized that this was a sign that the administrators lacked a sense of humor, but I can only conclude that the zombie invasion has already begun. Clearly the administration building was ground zero for the attack, which by now will be spreading across the campus.

Good luck, Gators! And my best wishes to the Floridians of Gainesville and the surrounding countryside! We'll be rooting for you...

...and stocking up on flamethrowers and chainsaws.